Why did we built it?
Because we absolutely f***ing love it!
We are a small team, in number not stature. We are open about who we are and what we do.
We are based in Little Venice, famous for canals, cherry blossoms and friendly local drinking establishments. The walls of these establishments look on with wisdom and the odd raised eyebrow. Alan Turing started out life in Little Venice – we would like to think that the Enigma machine has nothing on some of our Challenges. We are always available, as long as we are not deep in thought dreaming up new Challenges, or passed out on the floor trying out a new mixture.
It was a bright warm day in April, and the clocks were striking 42
Once upon a time...
Continue to a history lesson
Smash was invented in a Little Venice pub after a few bottles of rosé. The first Smash Pack to be spawned was Hakuna Ma Vodka and, yes, we wrote it around a table covered with empties.
Our first efforts were swiftly followed by Intellectual Intercourse – a monstrous Pack of brain-benders to find out who is a Stephen Hawking and who is a Steven Segal. From there, we created a broad range of Smash Packs and continue to write new Packs all the time.
2023. A long long time ago.
Whether you are Joe Rogan or Joe Biden, Smash Cards cater to all (although dear old Bidders might struggle with some of the Challenges!). No need to swot up, no need to be Googling – just turn up with your brain engaged, your wits about you and your biggest puppy dog eyes to make sure the other Players don’t gang up on you.
No matter who you are. We made it for everyone.
Winner winner. Chicken dinner.
Take a tour through the Packs to find the ones you fancy. If you become
a Smash aficionado, you can collect all the Packs! Each Pack has 55 Cards
and comes in a standard easy-to-carry playing card box.
Smash Card Challenges have Smash Points on each Card that relate to that Challenge. If playing with the Cards, the Points can be added (or subtracted!)
to determine the Winner. If playing with your Box Set, the Points relate to the number of spaces on the board that you should move your counter.
Google will not help you. This is not a memory test.
Smash is not designed to be easy! The ability to complete a Challenge is down to your common sense, drinking ability, emotional intelligence and ability to assess other Players’ behaviour. Google will not help you win a Smash challenge.
In a world increasingly dominated by artificial intelligence we are proud to say that Smash has been entirely written by humans. The reason for this is that machines cannot answer any of the Challenges and would simply score 'nil points' - so bravo for being human - let's keep Skynet down for another year or two!
It was a bright warm day in April, and the clocks were striking 42
Smash was invented in a Little Venice pub after a few bottles of rosé. The first Smash Pack to be spawned was Hakuna Ma Vodka and, yes, we wrote it around a table covered with empties.
Our first efforts were swiftly followed by Intellectual Intercourse – a monstrous Pack of brain-benders to find out who is a Stephen Hawking and who is a Steven Segal. From there, we created a broad range of Smash Packs and continue to write new Packs all the time.
Whether you are Joe Rogan or Joe Biden, Smash Cards cater to all (although dear old Bidders might struggle with some of the Challenges!). No need to swat up or dress up – just turn up with your brain engaged, your wits about you and your biggest puppy dog eyes to make sure the other Players don’t gang up on you.
Take a tour through the Packs to find the ones you fancy. If you become a Smash aficionado, you can collect all the Packs! Each Pack has 55 Cards and comes in a standard easy-to-carry playing card box. Smash is a wonderful European partnership - written in England, manufactured in Belgium and Germany and one day will hopefully be sold worldwide.
Smash Card Challenges have Smash Points on each Card that relate to that Challenge. If playing with the Cards, the Points can be added (or subtracted!) to determine the Winner. If playing with your Box Set, the Points relate to the number of spaces on the board that you should move your counter.
Smash is not designed to be easy! The ability to complete a Challenge is down to your common sense, drinking ability, emotional intelligence and ability to assess other Players’ behaviour. Google will not help you win a Smash challenge.
In a world increasingly dominated by artificial intelligence we are proud to say that Smash has been entirely written by humans. The reason for this is that machines cannot answer any of the Challenges and would simply score 'nil points' - so bravo for being human - let's keep Skynet down for another year or two!
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